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From: Michael W Pickens
Date: 04 Dec 2002 - 04:04 PM EST


I looked for that and could not find it but they actually had me doing work
at my job so I had not dedicated very much time to it. Thanks. You can
bet whatever you have that one person will have a poster with that cry
babies picture on it.

M!




"Jonathan Breiner" <address@hidden> on 12/04/2002 12:00:48 PM

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http://enquirer.com/editions/2001/12/15/shootout/west2_zoom.jpg

This one?


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From: "Schroeder, Tom" <address@hidden>
To: "Bearcat Basketball Forum (E-mail)" <address@hidden>
Sent: Wednesday, December 04, 2002 9:24 AM
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The BEST picture of West is a classically composed photo of West walking
off
the court after last year's game with a towel draped over his head. In
the
background is Davis, his nemesis, the scoreboard and time clock, the
"arm-folded" Xavier cheerleaders "blocking" UC cheerleaders from
standing(celebrating) on their precious "X" logo and the UC flag waving
proudly in the Cintas. This photo can be found by looking through the
archives of online Cincinnati Enquirer articles from the last shootout.
I
had it as a background on my computer for months !!

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From: Michael W Pickens [mailto:address@hidden
Sent: Wednesday, December 04, 2002 7:27 AM
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I might have to put that on a poster for a game. Does anyone have a
picture of David West with a real whiny face that I could put on it?

M!




"Dave Malaska" <address@hidden> on 12/03/2002 06:09:35 PM

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What's the difference between David West and a four-course Italian
dinner?
There's less whine with the meal.

-----Original Message-----
From: Keith Wedinger [mailto:address@hidden
Sent: Tuesday, December 03, 2002 6:03 PM
To: 'Bearcat Basketball'
Subject: [UC Basketball] Xavier Joke


From Brian McCann prior to last season's Crosstown Shootout...

J. Keith Wedinger
http://bearcatnews.com
http://sciotofootball.com


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Sent: Saturday, June 15, 2002 12:47 PM
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Subject: [Humor] Xavier Joke


For the Xavier Joke archive. . . . every day is a good day for a Xavier
joke. . .


A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Xavier
Musketeer. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are
Musketeers too. No one really knowing what a Xavier Musketeer was, but
wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like
fleshy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone
along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be
different. "Because I'm not a Musketeer." "Then," asks the teacher,
"What are you?" "Why, I'm a proud Cincinnati Bearcat," boasts the little
girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks
Kristen why she is a rebel. "Well, my mom and dad are Bearcats, so I'm a
Bearcat too."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if
your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be a Musketeer."



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