FW: Xavier Joke

[Schroeder, Tom]

Bingo!!  It's back as my computer background !!

-----Original Message-----
From: Jonathan Breiner [mailto:address@hidden
Sent: Wednesday, December 04, 2002 12:01 PM
To: address@hidden
Subject: Re: [UC Basketball] Xavier Joke


http://enquirer.com/editions/2001/12/15/shootout/west2_zoom.jpg

This one?


----- Original Message -----
From: "Schroeder, Tom" <address@hidden>
To: "Bearcat Basketball Forum (E-mail)" <address@hidden>
Sent: Wednesday, December 04, 2002 9:24 AM
Subject: FW: [UC Basketball] Xavier Joke


> The BEST picture of West is a classically composed photo of West walking
off
> the court after last year's game with a towel draped over his head.  In
the
> background is Davis, his nemesis, the scoreboard and time clock, the
> "arm-folded" Xavier cheerleaders "blocking" UC cheerleaders from
> standing(celebrating) on their precious "X" logo and the UC flag waving
> proudly in the Cintas.  This photo can be found by looking through the
> archives of online Cincinnati Enquirer articles from the last shootout.  I
> had it as a background on my computer for months !!
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Michael W Pickens [mailto:address@hidden
> Sent: Wednesday, December 04, 2002 7:27 AM
> To: address@hidden
> Subject: RE: [UC Basketball] Xavier Joke
>
>
>
> I might have to put that on a poster for a game.  Does anyone have a
> picture of David West with a real whiny face that I could put on it?
>
> M!
>
>
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> "Dave Malaska" <address@hidden> on 12/03/2002 06:09:35 PM
>
> Please respond to address@hidden
>
> To:   <address@hidden>
> cc:
>
> Subject:  RE: [UC Basketball] Xavier Joke
>
>
> What's the difference between David West and a four-course Italian
> dinner?
> There's less whine with the meal.
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Keith Wedinger [mailto:address@hidden
> Sent: Tuesday, December 03, 2002 6:03 PM
> To: 'Bearcat Basketball'
> Subject: [UC Basketball] Xavier Joke
>
>
> From Brian McCann prior to last season's Crosstown Shootout...
>
> J. Keith Wedinger
> http://bearcatnews.com
> http://sciotofootball.com
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Keith Wedinger [mailto:address@hidden On Behalf Of Keith
> Wedinger
> Sent: Saturday, June 15, 2002 12:47 PM
> To: address@hidden
> Subject: [Humor] Xavier Joke
>
>
> For the Xavier Joke archive. . . . every day is a good day for a Xavier
> joke. . .
>
>
> A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Xavier
> Musketeer. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are
> Musketeers too. No one really knowing what a Xavier Musketeer was, but
> wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like
> fleshy fireworks.
>
> There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone
> along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be
> different. "Because I'm not a Musketeer." "Then," asks the teacher,
> "What are you?" "Why, I'm a proud Cincinnati Bearcat," boasts the little
> girl.
>
> The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks
> Kristen why she is a rebel. "Well, my mom and dad are Bearcats, so I'm a
> Bearcat too."
>
> The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if
> your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
>
> A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be a Musketeer."
>
>
>
> Brian McCann
> Associate Sports Information Director
> University of Cincinnati
> 309 Laurence Hall
> Cincinnati, OH  45221-0021
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> (H):  (513) 481-5002
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