RE: Xavier Joke

From: Michael W Pickens
Date: 04 Dec 2002 - 07:27 AM EST

I might have to put that on a poster for a game. Does anyone have a
picture of David West with a real whiny face that I could put on it?

M!

"Dave Malaska" <address@hidden> on 12/03/2002 06:09:35 PM

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What's the difference between David West and a four-course Italian
dinner?
There's less whine with the meal.

-----Original Message-----
From: Keith Wedinger [mailto:address@hidden
Sent: Tuesday, December 03, 2002 6:03 PM
To: 'Bearcat Basketball'
Subject: [UC Basketball] Xavier Joke

From Brian McCann prior to last season's Crosstown Shootout...

J. Keith Wedinger
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-----Original Message-----
From: Keith Wedinger [mailto:address@hidden On Behalf Of Keith
Wedinger
Sent: Saturday, June 15, 2002 12:47 PM
To: address@hidden
Subject: [Humor] Xavier Joke

For the Xavier Joke archive. . . . every day is a good day for a Xavier
joke. . .

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Xavier
Musketeer. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are
Musketeers too. No one really knowing what a Xavier Musketeer was, but
wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like
fleshy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone
along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be
different. "Because I'm not a Musketeer." "Then," asks the teacher,
"What are you?" "Why, I'm a proud Cincinnati Bearcat," boasts the little
girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks
Kristen why she is a rebel. "Well, my mom and dad are Bearcats, so I'm a
Bearcat too."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if
your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be a Musketeer."

Brian McCann
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University of Cincinnati
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